Gutbumyam is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, happy deer.

Gutbumyam created the planet Mars five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gutbumyam, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gutbumyam, he will be mildly annoyed.

Gutbumyam's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Gutbumyam's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Put Gutbumyam first in all things.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. You must never eat parsnips.