Quagtargtan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, annoying cat.

Quagtargtan created the planet Saturn eight million years ago.

If you believe in Quagtargtan, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Quagtargtan, it will have a low opinion of you.

Quagtargtan's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Quagtargtan's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Put Quagtargtan first in all things.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Quagtargtan.

4. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Quagtargtan.