Madyattnib is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, unthinking dugong.

Madyattnib created carbon twelve years ago.

If you believe in Madyattnib, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Madyattnib, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Madyattnib's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Madyattnib's Holy Commandments

1. Tortoises are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Retreat if nine foxes approach from the east.

4. Do not hurt moths.

5. Do not drink alcohol.