Fagbimab is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, two-faced hippopotamus.

Fagbimab created the planet Earth three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fagbimab, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Fagbimab, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Fagbimab's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Fagbimab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt turtles.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.