Stersagzagrut Gadmitwat is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, selfish centaur.

Stersagzagrut Gadmitwat created humankind four million years ago.

If you believe in Stersagzagrut Gadmitwat, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Stersagzagrut Gadmitwat, she will curse you with boils.

Stersagzagrut Gadmitwat's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Stersagzagrut Gadmitwat's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Stersagzagrut Gadmitwat on top of all buildings.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always pray immersed in water.