Nillhugtailtanbambesscid is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, idiotic walrus.

Nillhugtailtanbambesscid created parasitic wasps nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nillhugtailtanbambesscid, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Nillhugtailtanbambesscid, he will turn you into a dog.

Nillhugtailtanbambesscid's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Nillhugtailtanbambesscid's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never think about special relativity.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.

4. Never feed oranges to great tits while wearing dresses.

5. Never eat bark.