Doblistlisttetti is a god.

She takes the form of a large, sage donkey.

Doblistlisttetti created a photon six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Doblistlisttetti, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Doblistlisttetti, she will ignore you.

Doblistlisttetti's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Doblistlisttetti's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.

2. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. You must pray to Doblistlisttetti four times a day.

5. Retreat if nine geese approach from the north.