Fabmitrancitbutlarpquagren is a god.

He takes the form of a small, quiet giraffe.

Fabmitrancitbutlarpquagren created the planet Saturn nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabmitrancitbutlarpquagren, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fabmitrancitbutlarpquagren, he will turn you into a mouse.

Fabmitrancitbutlarpquagren's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Fabmitrancitbutlarpquagren's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair red.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never mention doves.

5. Always help sick pigs.