Fighaknut Misnuttbodkim is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, self-confident ferret.

Fighaknut Misnuttbodkim created the solar system eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fighaknut Misnuttbodkim, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fighaknut Misnuttbodkim, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Fighaknut Misnuttbodkim's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Fighaknut Misnuttbodkim's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always help sick turtles.

4. Never think about dwarf planets.

5. Do not make images of living things.