Flabmittetti Lamwikfem Bopteenstrag is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, benevolent penguin.

Flabmittetti Lamwikfem Bopteenstrag created an electron five billion years ago.

If you believe in Flabmittetti Lamwikfem Bopteenstrag, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Flabmittetti Lamwikfem Bopteenstrag, it will send minions to preach to you.

Flabmittetti Lamwikfem Bopteenstrag's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Flabmittetti Lamwikfem Bopteenstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt badgers.

2. You must never eat figs.

3. Do not keep eight geese in a large pit.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.