Narljabsaw is a god.

She takes the form of a large, awe-inspiring wolf.

Narljabsaw created the Virgo Supercluster eight million years ago.

If you believe in Narljabsaw, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Narljabsaw, she will be very unhappy.

Narljabsaw's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Narljabsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Always help sheep in need.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not speak about aubergines.

5. Retreat if seven foxes approach from the west.