Flamstipjin Libontjin Satvabham is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, omnipotent wren.

Flamstipjin Libontjin Satvabham created light two years ago.

If you believe in Flamstipjin Libontjin Satvabham, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Flamstipjin Libontjin Satvabham, it will try to impress you with trees.

Flamstipjin Libontjin Satvabham's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Flamstipjin Libontjin Satvabham's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about thermodynamics.

2. Do not keep seven rats in a large pit.

3. Never think about optics near aardvarks while wearing brown trousers and balancing five gold spheres on your head.

4. Never talk about electromagnetism near foxes while wearing violet rings and balancing three titanium spheres on your feet.

5. Do not take Flamstipjin Libontjin Satvabham's name in vain.