Cibsabdin is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, contented hare.

Cibsabdin created time and space four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cibsabdin, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cibsabdin, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Cibsabdin's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Cibsabdin's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Cibsabdin.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cibsabdin.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never chant in holy places.

5. Run away from mauve pigs, for they are unholy.