Mapbincap is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, sage shrew.

Mapbincap created parasitic wasps six billion years ago.

If you believe in Mapbincap, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Mapbincap, she will turn you into a frog.

Mapbincap's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Mapbincap's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always obey Mapbincap's priests.

5. Never look in ponds.