Stigmisort is a god.

He takes the form of a small, humane cobra.

Stigmisort created the Black Eye Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Stigmisort, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Stigmisort, he will not invite you to parties.

Stigmisort's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Stigmisort's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your back.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never mention ducks.

4. Stigmisort loves voles, so they must be honoured.

5. Never talk about nucleic acids.