Misgidnutt is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, tranquil dugong.

Misgidnutt created water three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Misgidnutt, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Misgidnutt, she will turn you into a puffin.

Misgidnutt's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Misgidnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum field theory near foxes while wearing orange boots.

2. Always treat frogs with great respect.

3. Always help sick monkeys.

4. Run away if three dogs approach from the east.

5. Do not shave your hands.