Cumlarggad is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, blissful bird.

Cumlarggad created a down quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cumlarggad, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cumlarggad, she will send you a sign.

Cumlarggad's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Cumlarggad's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from cyan frogs for they are unholy.

2. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Cumlarggad in the centre of the settlement.

3. You must pray to Cumlarggad six times a day.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never write about ultrasonics.