Ganflyleg is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, fast crane.

Ganflyleg created parasitic wasps eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ganflyleg, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Ganflyleg, he will turn you into a dog.

Ganflyleg's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Ganflyleg's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into yellow rooms.

2. Do not take Ganflyleg's name in vain.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never think about ultrasonics near sheep while wearing indigo trousers and balancing seven copper spheres on your arms.