Nelzannartflapcinweetit is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, flying bee.

Nelzannartflapcinweetit created an atom seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nelzannartflapcinweetit, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nelzannartflapcinweetit, it will turn you into a rat.

Nelzannartflapcinweetit's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Nelzannartflapcinweetit's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Hide from turquoise eagles for they are unholy.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.