Bodcisstrag is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, tiresome deer.

Bodcisstrag created Europe five million years ago.

If you believe in Bodcisstrag, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bodcisstrag, he will turn you into a slug.

Bodcisstrag's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Bodcisstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not wear yellow clothing.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.