Gofmip is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, flying hummingbird.

Gofmip created the planet Earth two million years ago.

If you believe in Gofmip, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gofmip, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Gofmip's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Gofmip's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Fast once a month.