Tuncatyak is a god.

She takes the form of a small, impressive bee.

Tuncatyak created dark matter two million years ago.

If you believe in Tuncatyak, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tuncatyak, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Tuncatyak's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Tuncatyak's Holy Commandments

1. Tuncatyak loves whales, so they must be honoured.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tuncatyak.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always look after injured foxes.

5. Always wear pink.