Vilnullad is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, loving hare.

Vilnullad created parasitic wasps eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Vilnullad, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Vilnullad, it will throw large rocks at you.

Vilnullad's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Vilnullad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Put Vilnullad first in all things.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

4. Always wear red.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.