Queegdosshig is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, caring fish.

Queegdosshig created the planet Saturn nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Queegdosshig, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Queegdosshig, it will throw large rocks at you.

Queegdosshig's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Queegdosshig's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Do not eat onions.

4. Never go into pink rooms.

5. Never play with disobedient children.