Fedtanlarg is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, tranquil snail.

Fedtanlarg created an atom seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fedtanlarg, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fedtanlarg, she will send minions to preach to you.

Fedtanlarg's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Fedtanlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight capybaras approach from the north.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. You must love Fedtanlarg.

5. Never bounce near mice.