Rotfarxuctommegceb is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, unsympathetic zebra.

Rotfarxuctommegceb created the Andromeda Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Rotfarxuctommegceb, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Rotfarxuctommegceb, she will turn you into a goat.

Rotfarxuctommegceb's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Rotfarxuctommegceb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not wear gray clothing.

5. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.