Tapdaglib is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, dishonourable raccoon.

Tapdaglib created vertebrates nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Tapdaglib, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tapdaglib, she will turn you into a tree.

Tapdaglib's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Tapdaglib's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tapdaglib.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always help sick capybaras.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tapdaglib.