Cissogwap is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, confident cobra.

Cissogwap created Africa six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cissogwap, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cissogwap, he will send you a sign.

Cissogwap's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Cissogwap's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Cissogwap three times a day.

2. Always look after injured sheep.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.

5. Worship no other gods but Cissogwap.