Karhakstig is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, wise raccoon.

Karhakstig created viruses six billion years ago.

If you believe in Karhakstig, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Karhakstig, he will torture you forever.

Karhakstig's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Karhakstig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Erect seven silicon sculptures of Karhakstig on top of important buildings.

4. Always help shrews.

5. Do not kill badgers.