Jopbagdit is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, prudent fly.

Jopbagdit created dark matter eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Jopbagdit, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Jopbagdit, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Jopbagdit's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Jopbagdit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear lead on your body.

2. Feed all hungry cats.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always make sure there are no snails in a room before entering it.