Fumboghig Nillenkam is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, overgenerous whale.

Fumboghig Nillenkam created the Sun five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fumboghig Nillenkam, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fumboghig Nillenkam, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Fumboghig Nillenkam's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Fumboghig Nillenkam's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Feed all hungry snails.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never think about spacetime.