Gudlenshav is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, irritating seal.

Gudlenshav created the planet Saturn seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gudlenshav, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gudlenshav, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Gudlenshav's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Gudlenshav's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt ducks.

2. Do not dye your hair white.

3. You must never eat parsnips.

4. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

5. Do not cook food in pots.