Natwadfab is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, able duck.

Natwadfab created a strange quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Natwadfab, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Natwadfab, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Natwadfab's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Natwadfab's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick tortoises.

2. Never hop in holy places.

3. Feed all hungry tapirs.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not sing in public.