Natwadfab is a god.
She takes the form of an enormous, able
duck.
Natwadfab created a strange quark six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Natwadfab, she will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Natwadfab, she will denounce you as a heretic.
Natwadfab's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.
Natwadfab's Holy Commandments1. Always help sick tortoises.
2. Never hop in holy places.
3. Feed all hungry tapirs.
4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
5. Do not sing in public.