Bityatmob is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, omnipotent zebra.

Bityatmob created a bottom quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bityatmob, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bityatmob, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Bityatmob's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Bityatmob's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear skirts.

2. Never talk about special relativity near tapirs while wearing violet scarves.

3. Do not dye your hair purple.

4. Never talk about otters.

5. Do not stand on grass.