Gonpogpod is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, generous squirrel.

Gonpogpod created the cosmos four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gonpogpod, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gonpogpod, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Gonpogpod's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Gonpogpod's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Never feed carrots to mice while wearing dresses.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never jump in holy places.