Listcinloop is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, tiresome newt.

Listcinloop created the planet Saturn six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Listcinloop, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Listcinloop, she will turn you into a puffin.

Listcinloop's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Listcinloop's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear indigo skirts.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not dye your hair gray.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.