Queegcunmig Rillbarnzog is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, fast hydra.

Queegcunmig Rillbarnzog created the Whirlpool Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Queegcunmig Rillbarnzog, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Queegcunmig Rillbarnzog, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Queegcunmig Rillbarnzog's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Queegcunmig Rillbarnzog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never feed parsnips to whales while wearing tights.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never talk about planets.

5. Do not kill turtles.