Padquamneg Parkgiddog is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, generous gnu.

Padquamneg Parkgiddog created the Tadpole Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Padquamneg Parkgiddog, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Padquamneg Parkgiddog, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Padquamneg Parkgiddog's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Padquamneg Parkgiddog's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in holy places.

2. Do not shave your hands.

3. Never talk about optics near ants while wearing brown corsets and balancing nine tin spheres on your arms.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.