Volstiknutt is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, dishonourable dragonfly.

Volstiknutt created time and space four million years ago.

If you believe in Volstiknutt, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Volstiknutt, it will throw large rocks at you.

Volstiknutt's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Volstiknutt's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not chop down trees.