Gonmumrot is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, unselfish duck.

Gonmumrot created the solar system four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gonmumrot, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Gonmumrot, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Gonmumrot's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Gonmumrot's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Gonmumrot in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always make sure there are no dogs in a room before entering it.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not kill manatees.

5. Always wear blue.