Sabbonkkik Flisliksaw is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, almighty bat.

Sabbonkkik Flisliksaw created the universe two years ago.

If you believe in Sabbonkkik Flisliksaw, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Sabbonkkik Flisliksaw, he will turn you into a tree.

Sabbonkkik Flisliksaw's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Sabbonkkik Flisliksaw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

2. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Sabbonkkik Flisliksaw in the centre of the settlement.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always treat birds with great respect.

5. Never talk about eukaryotes.