Ratdaddagbugnur is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, pitiless tapir.

Ratdaddagbugnur created gold three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ratdaddagbugnur, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Ratdaddagbugnur, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Ratdaddagbugnur's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Ratdaddagbugnur's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your arms magenta.

2. Hide if three mice approach from the west.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never eat corn.

5. Do not speak about oranges.