Lakwodfed is a god.

It takes the form of a large, proud cobra.

Lakwodfed created the Large Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lakwodfed, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Lakwodfed, it will be mildly annoyed.

Lakwodfed's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Lakwodfed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silicon on your body.

2. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a building before entering it.

3. Tortoises are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never eat spinach.

5. Always help sick moths.