Quimhak is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unsympathetic dingo.

Quimhak created the universe four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quimhak, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Quimhak, she will not care.

Quimhak's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Quimhak's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Quimhak.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always wear white.

5. Never think about dark matter near dolphins while wearing red boots and balancing seven lead spheres on your feet.