Dubdidbarnsom is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, charitable rat.

Dubdidbarnsom created Asia eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dubdidbarnsom, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dubdidbarnsom, she will send minions to preach to you.

Dubdidbarnsom's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Dubdidbarnsom's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never wear ear rings.

3. Never talk about porpoises.

4. Always treat capybaras with great respect.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Dubdidbarnsom.