Limlogdub is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, all-knowing duck.

Limlogdub created energy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Limlogdub, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Limlogdub, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Limlogdub's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Limlogdub's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never think about quantum gravity near gulls while wearing yellow rings and balancing six zinc spheres on your face.

5. Never go into white rooms.