Ratingquat is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, competent raccoon.

Ratingquat created the Large Magellanic Cloud five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ratingquat, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Ratingquat, it will not invite you to parties.

Ratingquat's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Ratingquat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.

2. Always wear mauve.

3. Never wear jumpers.

4. Never eat onions.

5. Respect your elders.