Ganhignullvengigbellnurlog is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, deceitful owl.

Ganhignullvengigbellnurlog created a charm quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ganhignullvengigbellnurlog, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Ganhignullvengigbellnurlog, he will be mildly annoyed.

Ganhignullvengigbellnurlog's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Ganhignullvengigbellnurlog's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sheep in need.

2. Erect a giant green sculpture of Ganhignullvengigbellnurlog in the centre of the settlement.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never write about optics.