Budlincum is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, competent dog.

Budlincum created energy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Budlincum, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Budlincum, she will send you a sign.

Budlincum's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Budlincum's Holy Commandments

1. Porpoises are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always help foxes in need.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Do not trade with those who eat peas.