Vigdutqueeg is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, effective capybara.

Vigdutqueeg created the Tadpole Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vigdutqueeg, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Vigdutqueeg, it will turn you into a duck.

Vigdutqueeg's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Vigdutqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Put Vigdutqueeg first in all things.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. You must love Vigdutqueeg.